Come On TNA! Give Regrub and Arcane a Shot! We will Double your Ratings!

I like Jesse Styles. But I am curious. Why is he on TNA (Total Nonstop Action Wrestling) and I, nor Arcane are not. Styles is an all-right wrestler, but he is not me. He is not Arcane. Both my partner Arcane and I have charisma. We have wrestling style. We have the strength and the savvy to be superstars. Yet, here we are.

I recall the wrestling tag team matchup between Carrion Arcane and I versus Styles and his partner Matt Palmer. It was a phenomonal match. It was incredible. Of course Arcane and I won. They couldn't touch us. We were flying through the air. We were great showmen. Our match has been an internet sensation as all of my fans can attest!

Come on TNA. I demand that you give me and my buddy Arcane a chance. Put us on TNA. We will double your ratings! Our fans love us! We are incredible!